The Zen Of Kink

Orientation

 

• Straight as a stick: Pretty much self-explanatory.

• Bisexual: You like it both ways. 

• Pansexual: You don't give a fuck; you just love them all.

• Heteroflexible: You are straight but won't get pissed off if the same sex happens to be smitten by you. 

• Homoflexible: You are not straight but won't get pissed off if the opposite sex happens to be smitten by you.

• Asexual: You don't give a fuck about sex, having it, seeing it, wanting it. None of this interests you.

• Demi-sexual: You don't give a fuck about sex with a person unless you form some type of emotional bond.

• Skoliosexual: primarily sexually, romantically, and/or aesthetically attracted to genderqueer, transgender, and/or non-binary people. In other words, you're just a freak who likes it all, and we are cool with that.

• Fetisexual: You only like people who fulfill your fetish.

 

Gender

 

• Male and Female...well, if you don't know what this is, then your dumb ass doesn't need to be on this page. 

• Crossdresser/Transvestite: Your masculine ass likes to wear girly panties, or your girly ass likes to wear the "man pants"

• MTF: Male to Female 

• FTM: Female to Male

• Transgender: Your sense of identity doesn't correspond with your "plumbing"

• Gender Fluid: You may identify as male one day, female the next, both male and female, or neither, depending on how you feel/circumstance.

• Gender Queer: a person who does not subscribe to conventional gender distinctions but identifies with neither, both, or a combination of male and female genders.